My girlfriend called me on the phone and said, “Come on over, there’s nobody home.”

I went over, nobody was home.

if you’re unicorn or cat, you’re gonna love this blog.

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flyingscotsman:

Touché (via)

WHEN MY FRIEND WANTS TO HOOK UP WITH A GUY WHO IS IN A RELATIONSHIP

I’M LIKE

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smokeporch:

GIRLS ONLY, jk kinda!

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside…

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

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When your teacher complains about having to grade papers..

sodamnrelatable:

Bitch you gave us the work!

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When a website recommends a username for me:

sodamnrelatable:

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Studies show that this blog develops ab muscles due to excessive laughter.